Wow. The mind reels.

I need help


So I just told my fucking mom I don’t believe in god and that stuff and she goes “is this a joke?” And I go no and she goes “you need to stop reading your retarded books and read the bible and go to church” and I go well sorry that’s how I feel and I swear she was going to like kill me and she gives me a disgusted look and I’m so mad now and I feel like crying some one help me

When I told my mom I’m an atheist, we didn’t speak for like six months. But it’s been a few years now and things are pretty much back to “normal”… Whatever that means. The point is, you’re not alone in this.

(Reblogged from rainbow-lipbalm)


We only require 4 out of 5 dentists to help us choose toothpaste but when imminent global disaster is concerned, 9.7 out of 10 climate scientists just won’t cut it. 

(Reblogged from dl-44)


whenever i get overwhelmed by life i remember i’m just a 3-pound brain piloting a large slab of flesh so of course i’m gonna make mistakes

(Reblogged from myheadisweak)

Girls wouldn’t need to learn self-defense if boys were taught self-control.


I thought of the next song for the book my wife and I will write and illustrate someday, “Barbecue with Jesus, and Other Lullabies.” This is to the tune of Joy to the World. It goes:
Joy to the bald,
the bears have come,
to save us from these kids.
They made fun of our haaaair,
so God sent us these beeears,
to tear them limb from limb,
to tear them limb from limb,
to teeear and teeear them
limb from liiiimb.

God will choose.

With less than 1% Christianity in the population over here, it’s rare to meet a Japanese Christian. So, I was very surprised when I recently received this essay from a middle school student:

When I grow up, I want to be a city office worker. I think it is interesting and I can help people. But, I don’t need to worry because God will choose my job.